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Linkdump for January 27th

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“Is that still true?”

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My gift to Amazon:[1]

Your review software ought to ask reviewers if they still mean what they said after (say…) 6 months or a year.

Think about it: how many reviews are getting posted more/less immediately after the item was received? (“I love it!!!”) Now how many of those folks are equally satisfied after two weeks? Two months? Six months? A year?

Not that I believe people would flock to revise reviews they wrote a year ago. But it could happen, and who knows: maybe the quality of the reviews might see an up-tick?

  1. Not that they’re reading. []

Linkdump for January 24th

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  • Interview with Neal Stephenson at Lightspeed Magazine:
    …I think that what science fiction can do in cases like this is provide not just an idea for some specific technical innovation, but also supply a coherent picture of that innovation being integrated into a society and an economy.

  • Yehuda Katz writing at "Katz Got Your Tongue?"

    My own personal jury is out on this subject; I agree with some of his points, but something about it smells funny to me. Regardless, Katz has interesting take on this question of syntax, and the comment thread is pretty good as well.

  • At Joe Hewitt's blog. I'm a couple weeks (OK: months) behind on this one but it's an interesting discussion of his approach.
    (tagged: essay dropbox jekyll )
  • at Bloc: Ruby Warrior is an open source game "designed to teach the Ruby language and artificial intelligence in a fun, interactive way."
    (tagged: todo ai ruby )
  • At Crepes of Wrath. Or as I said to Ben (who sent this to me): "Why aren't you at my house making this RIGHT NOW?"
    (tagged: recipe ribs )
  • At WP-Snippets; I really don't like this layout but with a little spelunking, I imagine there are a few gems buried in there.
    (tagged: code wordpress )
  • At Mental Detritus; incomplete (where are the params passed to each event's handler closure?) but a good starting place.
    (tagged: Grails )

Linkdump for January 21st

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dream.20120120: Russian whiskey

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The Company has been bought by (of all things) a smaller nimbler company that specializes in software for financial organizations. The Founders are kept on, but most of the staff is phased out, transferred to other subsidiaries, or else out-and-out fired. I am one of the lucky handful[1] that is kept and integrated with the new-old staff of the old-new ownership’s original staff.

One evening, I am working late. My new boss’ boss[2] shows up (he usually doesn’t come into the office at all) and he notices me from under the umbrella of his scowl. Outside his (inner?) office there are shelves–five or size rows of shelves. And on each shelf is a row of tiny bottles huddled neatly together. And inside of each bottle is a tiny cork (or cluster of corks packed in). And on each bottle is a hand-written label with a year and the name of a place. I take one of the bottles, remove the cap, and inhale. Whiskey?

The boss notices this, catches me. I hastily return the bottle but instead of exploding with rage, he smiles warmly, almost fatherly. He explains that he has noticed me, has noticed my work. He steps over and pats me on the shoulder and then does something with the bottle. It grows into a full-size version of the bottle and he sets it on the top of the shelf next to two snifters that had appeared as well. He pours us each a two finger dram. He also produces two cigars. A safe rises up from out of the floor and he enters the combination on the old fashioned tumbler wheel. He pulls out a stick of… dried poppies? And something else. He grins and calls them “something special and maybe a little illegal”; then he drizzles/crumbles some of each substance onto the cigars and lights them, handing one to me.

While he is preparing the cigars, I catch a glimpse of the whiskey bottle. It has Cyrillic letters on it, and the font treatment is a bold sans-serif in white with a flourishing red cursive beneath.

We sit on a couch and talk. After a while, the whiskey is gone (he pours more) and the cigar has burned down to a stub in my hands. I burn my fingers on the stub but try to cover up the singing of my fingertips. He asks me how everything was. I explain that the cigar was good (though all it really seemed to do was make my throat raspy) but that most of all I enjoyed the whiskey. And was it Russian? And was it from CostCo?

  1. Is 200 a handful? []
  2. Boss’ boss’ boss’ boss boss’ boss? []

a parable for SOPA

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A vendor made his living selling apples from his apple cart. He made a fair living and loved his work and the town in which he sold those apples. And every once in a while, he would notice that he had not taken in as many coins to account for the number of apples gone. Some of the apples he knew to be spoiled, and some he knew to have fallen and bruised–and these spoiled and bruised apples he all threw over the fence across the street–but others he assumed must be stolen.

One day the vendor caught a boy–a street urchin, really–stealing one of his apples. He turned and saw the boy with his hand on the apple. The boy’s face flushed red as the vendor reached out and grabbed him by the wrist. “Why are you stealing my apples?” the vendor asked. The boy denied it but the vendor did not believe him. The vendor chased him off down the street and in so doing, bumped the cart and caused several to fall into the street.

The next day, the vendor wheeled out his apple cart and as he set out his inventory, he applied a sticker to each apple. He had purchased the stickers for a penny each. When his regular customers came and saw the stickers, they frowned and asked: “Why have you placed stickers on all of your apples?” The vendor explained: “It is because I have caught street urchins stealing my apples. With the stickers, I will know for sure.” The customers still frowned: “What about us, your loyal customers?” The vendor reassured them: “You can easily peel them off. They should not interfere with the flavor.” Satisfied, his customers each selected an apple. When it came time to pay, his customers were shocked that the prices had gone up by a nickel. The vendor explained that it was because of the stickers. Some customers handed back their apples, but most paid and went about their days.

All that day, the vendor watched for street urchins. While he stood there that day with increased vigilance, he noticed flies and other bugs crawling on the apples. Surely, he reasoned, it had always been this way, and flies had always alighted on his apples. But today he could not shake that feeling. And still, apples continued to disappear when his back was turned.

The next day, in addition to applying stickers to each apple, the vendor also wrapped each one in plastic. He had picked up the plastic wrap for a penny per sheet. And again, when his customers came, they asked about the stickers, and about the plastic wrap. The vendor offerred his explanations for each. Once again, his customers agreed that this made sense, and they went to purchase them. And once again, his customers noticed that the price had increased by a nickel and though some turned away, most others still paid.

All the rest of that day, the vendor stood even more vigilant than before, watching his cart, and watching his apples. He also watched the street, and watched the people on the street as they strolled by. Some of them were eating apples. When he did not recognize their faces, he shouted at them and called them thieves. One such man came close enough that he even seized his arm and tried to wrench the apple from his mouth.

“What are you doing?” the man asked. “You have stolen that apple from me,” the vendor cried. The man on the street protested: “I purchased this apple from you this morning?” “Then where is the sticker?” the vendor demanded. “I peeled it off just as you instructed!” This did not satisfy the vendor and he continued to wrestle with him. The man insisted that he was innocent but it was too late, the half-eaten apple had already been knocked to the ground. The man whose apple had been knocked to the ground cried out for help and a constable came rushing over. He explained the situation to the constable who nodded and then asked the apple vendor for his version of the story. Again the constable nodded along. He sided with the vendor. “Where else could he have gotten the apple?” he asked.

The next day, the man wheeled his apple cart out to the street again. He applied the stickers and wrapped the apples in plastic and bundled them as pairs. He smiled at his cleverness and put his hands on his hips. Across the street, he noticed an orchard full of apple trees bursting with apples. Had it always been there? he wondered. Where could these trees have come from? The vendor pondered this as he waited for his customers. He saw one of his regular customers walk by. “Where are you going?” he asked, but he received no response. He asked another, and was similarly stonewalled. He asked a third, reaching out to grasp his arm, and the third answered: “I saw what happened yesterday. That man was loyal to you for many years and you rewarded him by calling the constable.” The customer jerked his arm free and crossed the street.

Just then, a red-faced street urchin hopped down out of one of the trees in the orchard, smiled, and took a bite of an apple.

Linkdump for January 8th

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2012 Goals

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In my annual tradition of setting “goals, not resolutions”, I present: my 2012 Personal Goals:

  1. Exercise: ≥4 days each week. Same as last year. Call it re-committing, if you must. Again, nothing too specific; an exercise session could be a hike or a brisk lunch-time walk, or 2 hours at the rock gym or a 15 minute morning treadmill run, or mowing the lawn or shoveling snow. Physical activity of the vigorous kind.
  2. Reading: ≥36 books. Again, same as last year. Targeting 36 to start with; if I bump it up (like I did in 2011) then great. But 3 books per month seems about my pace.
  3. Reading: 10 new authors. More than just reading, I’d like to visit upon a few new authors. If you know me well then you know that I have a bad habit (though not necessarily in recent years) of re-reading books and/or of staying with my “safe” list of authors. But the branching out has been good for me. Time to do some more of that.
  4. Writing: ≥5 hours each week; 1000+ words per session. Already well under way. I got a lot of great momentum from the 2011 NaNoWriMo, and/but/more so from my own re-commitment to the craft in the in the months leading up to it.
  5. Writing: Finish a draft of my novel-in-progress. Also “already well under way” on this one. I’m probably about 80,000 words into the draft at this point. I have tentatively targeted end of March to finish the first draft. I think I can get there if I can fit in 5 hours/week. From there…? Well, let’s get there first.
  6. Code: Write something (anything!) in Clojure. This is a language that fascinates me, and I feel like I mention it all the time. Maybe it’s just my “we go way back” connection to @fogus? But at any rate, I think I better sink my teeth into it and write something in Clojure, even if it’s just for fun. Just to stop feeling like such a damn poser.