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    Archive for December 2nd, 2005

    #custom menu bar time/date

    A handy little tip over at CreativeBits re: customizing the time/date stamp format in your OS X menu bar. It takes a little playing around to really make it work right. The “catch” (at least as I observed it) was that you need to:

    1. Copy what you want from Date
    2. Paste it into the “Medium” length time
    3. …and then go back to System Preferences > Date & Time > Clock to turn off (for example) the AM/PM indicators or switch to 24-hour time or turn off the day of the week.

    But a good tip nonetheless!

    currently playing: Camea “Brooklyn By Tunnel” (yes, a SheJay.net download!)


    #dream.20051202(b): invention

    I’m giving a rather Steve Jobs-ish presentation. I’ve invented an alarm clock with variable Snooze settings. Hit this button for 40 extra minutes of sleep. This one for only five. And if you don’t want to buy it, no problem. I’ve got instructions on how to re-wire your existing machine - - you’ll just have to get used to pushing that snooze button in certain specials ways. Oops, there it goes again!


    #dream.20051202(a): alien

    A variation on the dining hall scene from Ridley Scott’s Alien. The characters aren’t the cast from the film. (They’re familiar from somewhere though.) There’s a lot of running up and down stairs. It’s not a matter of multiple takes so much as we keep needing to retrieve items from the deck below where the sleeping quarters are. Those decks are done up in cheap wood paneling like some kind of bad nightmare 1970s house. What ruins the suspense though is that we all know it’s coming. We all know its gestating in someone’s gut. We just don’t know in which gut. We even go so far as to joke that it’s already loose. That no one’s chest will burst. That we’ll get through dinner just fine with nothing more than each others’ bad jokes to be terrified of. Someone even says that they caught a glimpse of it already, running wild below-decks. Everyone but me thinks this is a joke. I get tense and start to refuse to go down there. I’ve seen it eviscerate folks before. Only waking is protection.