#3 Movie Review Haikus
“Dangerous Liaisons”
Sexual trysts
of Aristocratic French
Beyond my control
*****
“E.T.”
Brown alien stuck
on Earth with stupid white kids.
I would phone home, too.
*****
“Waterworld”
It is like Mad Max
But in the ocean’s future.
Fucking terrible.
[...] Some amusing haiku movie reviews (such as this and these) helped your narrator here bring home a brand new camera from the company holiday party this year. Huzzah! Now (after I was just beginning to master the old one) to learn how to use it… (How am I doing so far?) [...]
December 19th, 2006 at 10:14 am