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    #search term haiku: January 2008

    Two worthy combinations from last month:

    Oryx and Crake: a
    psychoanalytic read:
    her, amputated

    Repetition is
    a form of change; who said that?
    zombie phobia

    “Search Term Haiku” is a series wherein I examine this site’s log files and construct one or more haiku poems from search terms and phrases that led visitors to the site. Where possible, I attempt to keep the search phrases intact. However, as these are haiku poems, I do need to follow the rules.


    #search term haiku: December 2007

    vermont weather maps
    where can a zombie be found?
    the sexyburger

    “Search Term Haiku” is a series wherein I examine this site’s log files and construct one or more haiku poems from search terms and phrases that led visitors to the site. Where possible, I attempt to keep the search phrases intact. However, as these are haiku poems, I do need to follow the rules.


    #search term haiku: November 2007

    Where is cornstarch found?
    Just how tall is Joanne Klein?
    Dream about mushrooms.

    As an aside, ambulothanatophobia and zombie phobia searches more generally are second this month to “gecko vs. webkit”.  Bummer?  You decide!

    “Search Term Haiku” is a series wherein I examine this site’s log files and construct one or more haiku poems from search terms and phrases that led visitors to the site. Where possible, I attempt to keep the search phrases intact. However, as these are haiku poems, I do need to follow the rules.


    #search term haiku: October 2007

    action therapy
    your lolbladerunner
    dream of broken glass

    “Search Term Haiku” is a series wherein I examine this site’s log files and construct one or more haiku poems from search terms and phrases that led visitors to the site. Where possible, I attempt to keep the search phrases intact. However, as these are haiku poems, I do need to follow the rules.


    #search term haiku: September 2007

    Google push-pin maps
    Superfund365
    Pygmalion script

    “Search Term Haiku” is a series wherein I examine this site’s log files and construct one or more haiku poems from search terms and phrases that led visitors to the site. Where possible, I attempt to keep the search phrases intact. However, as these are haiku poems, I do need to follow the rules.


    #search term haiku: summer ‘07

    Making up for lost time and missed installments:

    June 2007
    essential software
    derelict missile silo
    bukakke noodle

    July 2007
    the typsy gypsy
    ground effects kit for Buick
    dream of old girlfriends

    August 2007
    invincible moose!
    why are my pickles mushy?
    10 oz. Budweiser

    “Search Term Haiku” is a series wherein I examine this site’s log files and construct one or more haiku poems from search terms and phrases that led visitors to the site. Where possible, I attempt to keep the search phrases intact. However, as these are haiku poems, I do need to follow the rules.


    #Search Term Haiku: May 2007

    the sampo method
    voted most interesting
    inflatable couch

    “Search Term Haiku” is a series wherein I examine this site’s log files and construct one or more haiku poems from search terms and phrases that led visitors to the site. Where possible, I attempt to keep the search phrases intact. However, as these are haiku poems, I do need to follow the rules.


    #Search Term Haiku: April 2007

    scorpio tattoo
    name for the fear of zombies
    vegetable juice

    Ah… The triumphant return of Search Term Haiku; the last one was back in March (with the February terms). We switched hosting providers in that time and it’s taken a little while to adjust1. Anyway, some config tweaks later and we’ve got it reporting enough of the month’s search terms to be able to put together these haikus again.

    While we’re on the subject of search terms… Well over it looks like 86 searches containing “zombie” led people to this site in April alone. And another 19 searches for (of all things) ambulothanatophobia. What gives? All of the sudden I feel like an authority on the subject; only Max Brooks2 carries more clout than me at this point, eh?

    Also, as a special bonus round to this month’s Search Term Haiku:

    how do the damn pipes
    under the kitchen sink fit
    together? anyone?

    “Search Term Haiku” is a series wherein I examine this site’s log files and construct one or more haiku poems from search terms and phrases that led visitors to the site. Where possible, I attempt to keep the search phrases intact. However, as these are haiku poems, I do need to follow the rules.

    1. FuitadNet used awStats (which I like better and feel is a bit more comprehensive) while DreamHost deploys Analog by default.[]
    2. Anyone know how to get in touch with him? Maybe I can get “ambulothanatophobia” into the appendix of his next edition…[]

    #Search Term Haiku: February 2007

    sshfs
    the ultimate secure home
    Mt. Philo sledding

    The above is the last “Search Term Haiku” taken from the logs of this site while it was hosted on FuitadNet servers. The end of an era? Or something along those lines.

    “Search Term Haiku” is a series wherein I examine this site’s log files and construct one or more haiku poems from search terms and phrases that led visitors to the site. Where possible, I attempt to keep the search phrases intact. However, as these are haiku poems, I do need to follow the rules.


    #Search Term Haiku: January 2007

    family truckster
    tv causes autism
    sickest films ever

    “Search Term Haiku” is a series wherein I examine this site’s log files and construct one or more haiku poems from search terms and phrases that led visitors to the site. Where possible, I attempt to keep the search phrases intact. However, as these are haiku poems, I do need to follow the rules.