Actually, enough good new material this month for two; and the best part is that I can assure everyone that these search strings are 100% pure and unaltered:
old schwarzenegger
ghetto bastardization
scorpio tattoo
the sickest ever
airport management humor
baltimore sushi

“Search Term Haiku” is a series wherein I examine this site’s log files and construct one or more haiku poems from search terms and phrases that led visitors to the site. Where possible, I attempt to keep the search phrases intact. However, as these are haiku poems, I do need to follow the rules.
Via [tag]SustainLane[/tag]: Ten U.S. Cities Best Prepared for an [tag]Oil Crisis[/tag] - - a.k.a., “Where you want to be when the economy collapses. Ranked on dimensions such as average commute times/distances, public transportation ridership, and (gasp!) wireless connectivity, the folks at SustainLane ranked the 50 largest U.S. cities according to how well they would survive a $100 tank of gas. I guess I was a little surprised to see [tag]Baltimore[/tag] rank in at number 9; I know a few folks that got by on the public transportation there but I always thought it was abysmal. (Dude, those rail lines go in one direction with no branches; and they’re parallel.) Interesting points raised, as well.
currently playing: Quivver “One Last Time”