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Take Philip K. Dick
mix well with ice cream and nuts
top with saccharine.

dream interruptions
but we delivered the bomb
complete X-Files

Also: somehow, in all the past month’s excitement, this blog’s sixth anniversary passed us by. How’s that for longevity and stick-to-it-ive-ness?  Good for us.  And some along the way we have become the #1 destination for “zombie phobia” and related searches.  How did that happen?  And: I wonder if I could monetize that?

“Search Term Haiku” is a series wherein I examine this site’s log files and construct one or more haiku poems from search terms and phrases that led visitors to the site. Where possible, I attempt to keep the search phrases intact. However, as these are haiku poems, I do need to follow the rules.

ghostwritten night train
unrational zombie fears
boogie nights outfits

“Search Term Haiku” is a series wherein I examine this site’s log files and construct one or more haiku poems from search terms and phrases that led visitors to the site. Where possible, I attempt to keep the search phrases intact. However, as these are haiku poems, I do need to follow the rules.

a cyborg Reagan
a baby orangutan
election ‘08

“Search Term Haiku” is a series wherein I examine this site’s log files and construct one or more haiku poems from search terms and phrases that led visitors to the site. Where possible, I attempt to keep the search phrases intact. However, as these are haiku poems, I do need to follow the rules.

commonplace Lovecraft
animal altruism
semi hauling wood

“Search Term Haiku” is a series wherein I examine this site’s log files and construct one or more haiku poems from search terms and phrases that led visitors to the site. Where possible, I attempt to keep the search phrases intact. However, as these are haiku poems, I do need to follow the rules.

The sun of winter
descends into the lake’s skin
and She waves goodbye.

Mao versus Stalin
Mardi Gras ‘08 pictures
mutants fight Cthulhu

“Search Term Haiku” is a series wherein I examine this site’s log files and construct one or more haiku poems from search terms and phrases that led visitors to the site. Where possible, I attempt to keep the search phrases intact. However, as these are haiku poems, I do need to follow the rules.

Also known as “Search Term Haiku: the Tough Questions edition”:

what would jesus cook?
wann ist der pokemontag?
what is in your bag?

“Search Term Haiku” is a series wherein I examine this site’s log files and construct one or more haiku poems from search terms and phrases that led visitors to the site. Where possible, I attempt to keep the search phrases intact. However, as these are haiku poems, I do need to follow the rules.

Two worthy combinations from last month:

Oryx and Crake: a
psychoanalytic read:
her, amputated

Repetition is
a form of change; who said that?
zombie phobia

“Search Term Haiku” is a series wherein I examine this site’s log files and construct one or more haiku poems from search terms and phrases that led visitors to the site. Where possible, I attempt to keep the search phrases intact. However, as these are haiku poems, I do need to follow the rules.

vermont weather maps
where can a zombie be found?
the sexyburger

“Search Term Haiku” is a series wherein I examine this site’s log files and construct one or more haiku poems from search terms and phrases that led visitors to the site. Where possible, I attempt to keep the search phrases intact. However, as these are haiku poems, I do need to follow the rules.