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Daily Archives: January 26, 2006

Dept. of Baby-Eating

by Rob Friesel

Fafblog! presents, in the continuing War on Terror: the Department of Baby-Eating: Q. How many non-terrorist babies would it be acceptible for the president to accidentally eat in the course of enforcing a rigorous terrorist baby-eating program? A. First of all, the president would never ever eat a baby unless it was reasonably suspected to […]