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Homebrew #64: Hoarder Intervention #1

by Rob Friesel

Inspired by the Brülosophy Short & Shoddy project, I had me an idea. As I stuck a fresh shipment of hops into my refrigerator drawer, I noticed a few lonely bags hanging out down there. Hops that were (probably) still good, but certainly not getting any fresher. I guess what I’m trying to say is that I was practically swimming in hops that just needed to make their way into a beer. Any beer. Like maybe a session IPA called Hoarder Intervention #1.

Hoarder Intervention #1

Like the Brülosophy crew, I’m setting aside some beers in the schedule to experiment with those “Short & Shoddy” brew methods. In my notes, I have the goal stated as:

Can someone make decent (or even good) beer with a minimum investment of time and effort? The point is to make a drinkable all-grain beer in about two hours. By drinkable, I mean that the beer should be something that I wouldn’t be embarrassed to serve to friends; it doesn’t necessarily need to be competition-worthy, but it can’t be infected or under-attenuated or a hot mess.

In other words: can I bang out a beer in about two hours? (After all, wasn’t this Marshall Schott’s original constraint?)

AND/OR can I fit in some brewing around other chores?

But in this case, I was motivated less by trying to hit the time constraint, and more by trying to use up a few odds and ends ingredients that were kicking around leftover from other brews:

  • 1½ lb. caramel rye (an unopened, vacuum-sealed sample that was leftover from the BYO Boot Camp in November 2016)
  • 1 oz. Cryo Simcoe (that I wound up not using in Teddy Bear’s Mind)
  • 2 oz. Mosaic (leftover after that bulk buy for the Grisette and that batch of Prosody)
  • 1 oz. Motueka (leftover from a different bulk buy split between a different Prosody batch and Jade Weka)

Hoarder Intervention #1 - brew day

As long as my recipe could use these up and still be drinkable, I would call it a success.

Brew Day

I got the day going nice and early. Milled the grains — the 1½ lb. of caramel rye plus the base malts I’d picked up at the local HBS (50/50 blend of Golden Promise and BEST Pilsen) — and got the flame going for the strike water.

Hoarder Intervention #1 - brew day

If I was being true the spirit of Short & Shoddy then I would’ve either not modified the water at all, or else just like… sprinkled some gypsum in there or something. But BeerSmith 3 had also just come out and I was eager to play around with its new water profile features. So sure, I measured out some minerals and dosed the water and all that. Mashed in at 152°F and…

Went off to mow the lawn.

Came back an hour or so later, pulled the bag, did my squeezing, and took my pre-boil gravity reading. (1.041, thanks for asking.)

Hoarder Intervention #1 - brew day

Got to a boil in about 15 minutes and threw in some Centennial for bittering (another open bulk bag that I had in the refrigerator). Boiled for about 30 minutes before throwing in another ounce of Centennial and chilling. Fifteen minutes to chill to pitching temperatures though… that’s going to hurt on the overall goal of getting under two hours. But we’ll save that lament for another day.

It was time for post-boil science.

Hoarder Intervention #1 - brew day

5.25 gallons into the carboy at 1.048 original gravity. Overall brew house efficiency looking like 70% — not too shabby for me, especially considering I wasn’t even trying.

Hoarder Intervention #1 - brew day

Pitched my yeast (1318) from the starter and got it into the fermentation chamber.


The carboy went into the fermentation chamber (which probably isn’t “in the spirit of Short & Shoddy”) at 66±1°F. Fermentation showed evidence within just a few hours.

But then here came the big questions: Was I going to try a biotransformation dry hop? And if so, when should I add them?

And because I felt like all the stakes were low: 2 oz. of Mosaic went into the carboy at +21 hours after pitching.

I took the first gravity reading at +72 hours; it had already reached 1.016. I bumped the controller to 68±1°F. Later that evening, I added 2 oz. of Centennial for dry hopping.

At +135, the gravity had come down to 1.011. I ramped the controller to 70±1°F. Then at +159 hours, I added the third dry hop charge with 1 oz. Cryo Simcoe and 1 oz. Motueka.

The gravity reading at +216 hours confirmed that 1.011 was the final gravity.

I cold crashed over two days (skipped the gelatin fining this time), then siphoned to a keg and put it on CO₂ at 50 PSI for about 18 hours.

Overall Impressions

It’s… it’s a beer! Far from my best work, but also arguably better than some beers that had more effort put into them. So it’s got that going for it.

Hoarder Intervention #1

AROMA. It leads with equal parts (medium-intensity) pine and citrus (especially grapefruit); low tropical notes like mango and pineapple; background raspberry. Malt aromas low and crackery over grainy. Fermentation character seems neutral; perhaps some low-moderate esters with berry/citrus contributions. No phenols. No DMS. No diacetyl. And though hop aromas are the most prominent, the level is disappointing when you think about how much went into it. (That being said, even as I wrote those words, A. is telling me how strongly she can smell “that hoppy thing” from my glass from across the room so…)

APPEARANCE. Solidly in the amber color range. Significant haze, nearly opaque. Large off-white head persists for a good long time — never really goes away completely. Color and clarity combination make it seem murky or muddy.

FLAVOR. The malt character is predominantly neutral; some light notes of cracker and moderate grainy/spicy from the rye. Caramel sweetness lies somewhere between threshold and background. Hop contributions largely follow aroma descriptors: moderate pine resin; orange zest; white grapefruit flesh; underripe mango; poorly peeled (but quite ripe) pineapple; none of the berry aromas come through as flavors though. Assertively bitter, and that seems slightly out-of-balance. Bitterness enhances dryness of finish which seems to do combat with the caramel malt’s contribution to overall body (vide infra). Aftertaste is sweet and grainy (rye!) followed by a lingering bitterness.

MOUTHFEEL. Medium body — and I’d like to believe that even if I didn’t know there was a nearly 16% caramel rye contribution, that I’d know the body was from caramel malts. Like it wants to finish drier than it does. Carbonation is medium-high. No detectable astringency (though maybe the assertiveness of the bitterness covers that up?) Moderate creaminess.

OVERALL IMPRESSION. Not bad considering the low effort to make it and just how much “winging it” happened here. It’s a decent, drinkable session IPA, if one that’s slightly out of balance. It’s over-hopped with respect to bitterness, and meanwhile doesn’t seem (to me) to pack quite the aroma/flavor punch that it should considering the oz.-per-gal. dry hop ratio.1 It’s in a weird place, category-wise — sort of adjacent to a bunch of styles without really settling into any of them.

But whatever, though it’s far from my best work, I’ll happily drink it all.


The all-grain BIAB recipe for Hoarder Intervention #1 is as follows:

Water Chemistry

Starting with the Champlain Water District profile as a base:

  • 0.23 g/gal. baking soda
  • 0.29 g/gal. calcium chloride
  • 0.29 g/gal. Epsom salt
  • 1.32 g/gal. gypsum
  • 0.65 ml/gal. 88% lactic acid

Mash Grains

  • 4 lb. BEST Pilsen Malt
  • 4 lb. Golden Promise Malt
  • 1 lb. 8 oz. Briess Caramel Rye Malt

Hop Schedule

  • 2 oz. Centennial (30 min.)
  • 1 oz. Centennial (0 min.)
  • 2 oz. Mosaic (dry hop; add after 24 hours)
  • 2 oz. Centennial (dry hop; add after 72 hours)
  • 1 oz. Cryo Simcoe (dry hop; add after 156 hours)
  • 1 oz. Motueka (dry hop; add after 156 hours)


Wyeast 1318 London Ale III (720 ml starter)

Brew Day

  1. Collect 27.37 qt. water and heat to 159.9°F. Mash in; hold at 152.1°F for 30 minutes. Or 55 minutes. Or whatever. Go mow the lawn and come back.
  2. Remove filter bag from water. Squeeze filter bag to extract as much liquid as possible for wort. No sparge. Pre-boil volume should be 6.15 gallons.
  3. Bring to a boil. Boil for 30 minutes; follow hop schedule as described above.
  4. Cool to 68°F as rapidly as possible. Post-boil volume should be approx. 5.25 gallons.
  5. Aerate wort; pitch 1318 yeast from starter.
  6. Start fermentation at 66°F.

Beyond Brew Day

  1. Hold fermentation at 66±1°F for 3 days, then bump to 68&plusmn1°F.
  2. Hold there for 3 more days then bump to 70±1°F.
  3. Hold there for 3 more days; fermentation should be complete.
  4. Cold crash and siphon to keg.
  5. Force carbonate at 50 PSI at 40°F for 18 hours.
  6. Enjoy!


Hoarder Intervention #1, a reddish rye-ish session IPA by Tilde Gravitywerks

Original Gravity 1.048
Final Gravity 1.011
ABV 4.9%
Attenuation 76.4%
IBU 45
SRM 14
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  1. Again: “meanwhile, A. says she can smell it from across the room!” []

About Rob Friesel

Software engineer by day, science fiction writer by night; weekend homebrewer. Author of The PhantomJS Cookbook and a short story in Please Do Not Remove. View all posts by Rob Friesel →

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