iSpy (v.0.3-alpha)
You: soft-eyed dude in brown pants at the post office, my baby threw up on that guy's beard. Me: v-necked porn-star-look-a-like with nowhere to go. Would have said something then but the parole board prohibits that sort of thing. Wanna babysit?
(Sorry, no clever iPod parody graphic yet. Maybe with the beta version...)