found drama

You and President Obama are the judges on a Chopped-style burger competition. Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio are the finalists. They’re doing at it hard over the grills. When time is called and they bring forth the burgers, both of them have produced monstrosities. Rubio is oddly disparaging of his own effort, praising Cruz’s burger as more authentic in every regard. But he’s also saying all of this in such a way that he is literally spitting on the food. You and the POTUS exchange glances, unable to eat either burger. Pushing the plates gently away.

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