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The Muppet Willie Nelson is out of jail and still he comes to us with his tail between his legs.  He admits that he is ashamed that he never read “The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven”.  He is ashamed that he hacked into our bank accounts and cleared out all the money.  He runs down a whole litany of shames.  He is afraid that we will hurt him.  But the best punishment we can devise is to throw him into the pool.