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dream.20071005: the Muppet Willie Nelson

by Rob Friesel

The Muppet Willie Nelson is out of jail and still he comes to us with his tail between his legs.  He admits that he is ashamed that he never read “The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven”.  He is ashamed that he hacked into our bank accounts and cleared out all the money.  He runs down a whole litany of shames.  He is afraid that we will hurt him.  But the best punishment we can devise is to throw him into the pool.

About Rob Friesel

Software engineer by day, science fiction writer by night. Author of The PhantomJS Cookbook and a short story in Please Do Not Remove. View all posts by Rob Friesel →

One Response to dream.20071005: the Muppet Willie Nelson

Mark says:

The Muppet Willie Nelson should be ashamed that he never read “The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven.” He should hide and not return until he has rectified this.

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