#Um… Uh… What…?
From the “Truth Really Is Stranger Than Fiction” Dept.: A Chicago-area woman is being sued for emotional distress consequent to sperm theft. Though the court has pretty much already agreed that “it was a gift — an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee [...with...] no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request.”
currently playing: The Pixies “Where Is My Mind?”

