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    #Search Term Haiku: August 2008

    quicksilver quicklook
    animated bitch image
    dopamine drama

    …and a bonus round this month:

    sshfs
    haiku poems about maps
    zombie phobias

    I’m a sucker for that last line.  Gets me every time.

    “Search Term Haiku” is a series wherein I examine this site’s log files and construct one or more haiku poems from search terms and phrases that led visitors to the site. Where possible, I attempt to keep the search phrases intact. However, as these are haiku poems, I do need to follow the rules.


    #Search Term Haiku: July 2008

    dream interruptions
    but we delivered the bomb
    complete X-Files

    Also: somehow, in all the past month’s excitement, this blog’s sixth anniversary passed us by. How’s that for longevity and stick-to-it-ive-ness?  Good for us.  And some along the way we have become the #1 destination for “zombie phobia” and related searches.  How did that happen?  And: I wonder if I could monetize that?

    “Search Term Haiku” is a series wherein I examine this site’s log files and construct one or more haiku poems from search terms and phrases that led visitors to the site. Where possible, I attempt to keep the search phrases intact. However, as these are haiku poems, I do need to follow the rules.


    #search term haiku: June 2008

    ghostwritten night train
    unrational zombie fears
    boogie nights outfits

    “Search Term Haiku” is a series wherein I examine this site’s log files and construct one or more haiku poems from search terms and phrases that led visitors to the site. Where possible, I attempt to keep the search phrases intact. However, as these are haiku poems, I do need to follow the rules.


    #search term haiku: May 2008

    a cyborg Reagan
    a baby orangutan
    election ‘08

    “Search Term Haiku” is a series wherein I examine this site’s log files and construct one or more haiku poems from search terms and phrases that led visitors to the site. Where possible, I attempt to keep the search phrases intact. However, as these are haiku poems, I do need to follow the rules.


    #search term haiku: April 2008

    commonplace Lovecraft
    animal altruism
    semi hauling wood

    “Search Term Haiku” is a series wherein I examine this site’s log files and construct one or more haiku poems from search terms and phrases that led visitors to the site. Where possible, I attempt to keep the search phrases intact. However, as these are haiku poems, I do need to follow the rules.


    #search term haiku: March 2008

    Mao versus Stalin
    Mardi Gras ‘08 pictures
    mutants fight
    Cthulhu

    “Search Term Haiku” is a series wherein I examine this site’s log files and construct one or more haiku poems from search terms and phrases that led visitors to the site. Where possible, I attempt to keep the search phrases intact. However, as these are haiku poems, I do need to follow the rules.


    #search term haiku: February 2008

    Also known as “Search Term Haiku: the Tough Questions edition”:

    what would jesus cook?
    wann ist der pokemontag?
    what is in your bag?

    “Search Term Haiku” is a series wherein I examine this site’s log files and construct one or more haiku poems from search terms and phrases that led visitors to the site. Where possible, I attempt to keep the search phrases intact. However, as these are haiku poems, I do need to follow the rules.


    #search term haiku: January 2008

    Two worthy combinations from last month:

    Oryx and Crake: a
    psychoanalytic read:
    her, amputated

    Repetition is
    a form of change; who said that?
    zombie phobia

    “Search Term Haiku” is a series wherein I examine this site’s log files and construct one or more haiku poems from search terms and phrases that led visitors to the site. Where possible, I attempt to keep the search phrases intact. However, as these are haiku poems, I do need to follow the rules.


    #search term haiku: December 2007

    vermont weather maps
    where can a zombie be found?
    the sexyburger

    “Search Term Haiku” is a series wherein I examine this site’s log files and construct one or more haiku poems from search terms and phrases that led visitors to the site. Where possible, I attempt to keep the search phrases intact. However, as these are haiku poems, I do need to follow the rules.


    #search term haiku: November 2007

    Where is cornstarch found?
    Just how tall is Joanne Klein?
    Dream about mushrooms.

    As an aside, ambulothanatophobia and zombie phobia searches more generally are second this month to “gecko vs. webkit”.  Bummer?  You decide!

    “Search Term Haiku” is a series wherein I examine this site’s log files and construct one or more haiku poems from search terms and phrases that led visitors to the site. Where possible, I attempt to keep the search phrases intact. However, as these are haiku poems, I do need to follow the rules.