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the other shoe?

by Rob Friesel

The world's fastest personal computer.(via cnet…) Apple told to halt ‘world’s fastest’ claims for G5

  1. To Dell: You’re just jealous because you weren’t ballsy enough to use that as your ad slogan. Oh, and where is your 64-bit non-workstation PC line?
  2. To consumers: If you’re not reading benchmarks, you’re not researching. If you’re not researching, you don’t need “the world’s fastest personal computer” anyway. Get yourself a Dimension and call it a night.
  3. To Apple: You got away with it for a while. Let’s cut the crap.

About Rob Friesel

Software engineer by day. Science fiction writer by night. Weekend homebrewer, beer educator at Black Flannel, and Certified Cicerone. Author of The PhantomJS Cookbook and a short story in Please Do Not Remove. View all posts by Rob Friesel →

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