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by Rob Friesel

The world's fastest personal computer.(via cnet…) Apple told to halt ‘world’s fastest’ claims for G5

  1. To Dell: You’re just jealous because you weren’t ballsy enough to use that as your ad slogan. Oh, and where is your 64-bit non-workstation PC line?
  2. To consumers: If you’re not reading benchmarks, you’re not researching. If you’re not researching, you don’t need “the world’s fastest personal computer” anyway. Get yourself a Dimension and call it a night.
  3. To Apple: You got away with it for a while. Let’s cut the crap.

About Rob Friesel

Software engineer by day, science fiction writer by night. Author of The PhantomJS Cookbook and a short story in Please Do Not Remove. View all posts by Rob Friesel →

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