To Dell: You’re just jealous because you weren’t ballsy enough to use that as your ad slogan. Oh, and where is your 64-bit non-workstation PC line?
To consumers: If you’re not reading benchmarks, you’re not researching. If you’re not researching, you don’t need “the world’s fastest personal computer” anyway. Get yourself a Dimension and call it a night.
To Apple: You got away with it for a while. Let’s cut the crap.