found drama

Via dystopianethic:

1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what’s the first thing you look at? My chipped tooth.
2. How much cash do you have on you? I just got back from Gibson’s Chiba where cash is already illegal.
3. What’s a word that rhymes with “TEST”? [EXPLETIVE DELETED]
4. Favorite plant? In- or outdoor?
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? I only have 2 missed calls – – but if it went back further – – probably A or work.
6. What is your main ring tone on your phone? Vibrate.
7. What shirt are you wearing? Does a robe count as a shirt?
8. Do you “label” yourself? Federal and state laws require me to clearly post both proof and active ingredients.
9. Name brand of your shoes currently wearing? Barefoot doesn’t count as shoes.
10. Bright or Dark Room? Dark.
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? I think he better get his ass up here.
12. Do you know what an 8-track is? Context……?
13. What were you doing at midnight last night? Watching Six Feet Under and drinking Dalmore. And hoping that the damn work phone didn’t ring. Again. So soon.
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell phone say? Thank you
15. Do you ever click on Pop-ups or banners? You’ll never know if you win the prize if you don’t click. HIT THAT MONKEY!! HIT IT!!!!!!
16. What’s a saying that you say a lot? That would be “I’m afraid I can’t comment on that at this time” or else “I’d rather just hang myself in the shower”. Sometimes together. Not always in that order.
17. Who told you they loved you last? Probably A but maybe Stoli. I lost my Meow-to-English dictionary.
18. Last furry thing you touched? I’m afraid I can’t comment on that at this time.
19. How many hours a week do you work? In office or out? Does time spent on-call count as work? Does commuting count as work? Does dreaming about helping co-workers dispose of bodies count as work?
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed? 0
21. Favorite age you have been so far? Next year.
22. Your worst enemy? Real? Probably Richard Buckminster Fuller. Imagined? Reginald T. Butternut, attorney-at-law
23. What is your current desk top picture? a sketch of Harmony Anchorage (if you don’t know what that is, you can help me get published…)
24. What was the last thing you said to someone? “Wow – – that kid really is an idiot.”
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to erase all of your regrets, what would you choose? Definitely a million bucks. You can buy a lot of forgetting for a million bucks.

currently playing: Sasha & John Digweed “Live @ Simmons”

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