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Happy Thanksgiving

by Rob Friesel

A little holiday humor…

Thanksgiving! What’s on the menu?

  • The Traditional: Turkey with stuffing, trimmings…
  • The Vegetarian: Tofurkey loaf with squash medley
  • The Bachelor: Hungry Man Turkey Cutlet meal via microwave
  • The Iconoclast: Rack of Pilgrim Ribs, bitches…
  • The Kingdom: Flank of cow moose drizzled in musk…

Poll totally poached from The Wrangle.

Happy Thanksgiving all!

About Rob Friesel

Software engineer by day, science fiction writer by night. Author of The PhantomJS Cookbook and a short story in Please Do Not Remove. View all posts by Rob Friesel →

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