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• Life After People
  via B^2: So… Who has cable and wants to host an Apocalypse party?
  (tags: video apocalypse todo)

My dad is supervising me as I clip my toenails.  The toenails (especially on the big toe) are especially long and especially thick.  The clippers are tiny.  He makes small-talk with me as I attack each foot.  It’s a little distracting and a couple of times I nearly cut deep into my toe.