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R.I.P. Optimus

by Rob Friesel

Can anyone explain how the hell an Autobot can get prostate cancer?

About Rob Friesel

Software engineer by day, science fiction writer by night. Author of The PhantomJS Cookbook and a short story in Please Do Not Remove. View all posts by Rob Friesel →

5 Responses to R.I.P. Optimus

Alana says:

That’s one hell of a weird way of reinforcing that Transformers is a BOY’S show.

My favorite line was that they morph into “unsuspecting” items like cars and airplanes. Yeah, that tractor trailer had NO IDEA that Optimus Prime would transform into it . . .

julia says:

Remember the first time Optimus Prime died? My sister and I cried for a week straight. I wonder if he’ll die again one day?

*My* favorite line from the article was: “a prostate specific antigen blood test and a two second look at your tailpipe can save your life.”

john says:

okay, I didn’t mean to do that 3 times. For some reason I kept getting an error page telling me that my comment was not posted.

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