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by Rob Friesel

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Maniac killer

You are a maniac

It doesn’t matter who they are and what they
have or haven’t done. You still want to kill
them. And for a simple reason only; it’s fun.
Seeing people in pain is like ecstasy. Maybe
you have some sort of mental problems or you
are this way because of previous deep scars,
only you know. But now you are sadistic and
maybe you only like to see a special group of
people be in pain (e.g. preps). However you are
not the most social person in the bunch and
people think you are weird. That bothers you
somewhat but atleast you can entertain yourself
with daydreaming about killing them. After all,
they have no idea what’s coming.

Main weapon: Explosives and torture
Quote: “Insanity: a perfect
rational adjustment to an insane world” –
R.D. Lang
Facial expression: Wicked smile

What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
brought to you by Quizilla

P… Phosphorous

You scored 49 Mass, 41 Electronegativity, 6 Metal, and 100 Radioactivity!
You’re high energy… really high. Unfortunately, you don’t always put your energy to calm constructive use and sometimes let it all out in intense bursts. If your energy can be harnessed however, you will produce truly great things. I suggest you take up a job that runs you ragged… like opening and closing a Sodium-Potassium pump. Socially you ought to hang with a crowd that is even more social than you. If you don’t, well… all those people who spontaneously combusted throughout history… you guessed it, phosphorous people who didn’t have enough to occupy themselves. When picking friends make sure most of them rated high on the electronegativity scale… Chlorines, Oxygens and whatnot.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender

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You scored higher than 79%
on Mass
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You scored higher than 78%
on Electroneg
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You scored higher than 0%
on Metal
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You scored higher than 99%
on Radioactivity

Link: The Which Chemical Element Am I Test written by effataigus on Ok Cupid

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About Rob Friesel

Software engineer by day, science fiction writer by night. Author of The PhantomJS Cookbook and a short story in Please Do Not Remove. View all posts by Rob Friesel →

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