found drama

get oblique

3 Movie Review Haikus

by Rob Friesel

“Dangerous Liaisons”

Sexual trysts
of Aristocratic French
Beyond my control

*****

“E.T.”

Brown alien stuck
on Earth with stupid white kids.
I would phone home, too.

*****

“Waterworld”

It is like Mad Max
But in the ocean’s future.
Fucking terrible.

About Rob Friesel

Software engineer by day, science fiction writer by night. Author of The PhantomJS Cookbook and a short story in Please Do Not Remove. View all posts by Rob Friesel →

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