found drama

get oblique

3 Movie Review Haikus

by Rob Friesel

“Dangerous Liaisons”

Sexual trysts
of Aristocratic French
Beyond my control



Brown alien stuck
on Earth with stupid white kids.
I would phone home, too.



It is like Mad Max
But in the ocean’s future.
Fucking terrible.

About Rob Friesel

Software engineer by day, science fiction writer by night. Author of The PhantomJS Cookbook and a short story in Please Do Not Remove. View all posts by Rob Friesel →

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