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Absentee Ballot Edition!

The “That Was So Last Week” Method
(Match all where Last Played is in the last 7 days, Play Count is greater than 10, Genre does not contain Mix; Limit to 10 items selected by least recently played.)

1. Matthias ‘Matty’ Heilbronn “Arriba, Abajo”
2. Helmet “Rollo”
3. Blonde Redhead “Melody”
4. Morrissey “Seasick, Yet Still Docked”
5. Muse “Sunburn (Timo Maas Sunstroke Remix)”
6. Meat Beat Manifesto “Circles”
7. Gorillaz “Rock The House (Rock Da House)”
8. The Beastie Boys “High Plains Drifter”
9. Jan Driver “Filter”
10. BT “Embracing The Sunshine”

The “Your Son Is An Underachiever” Method
(Match all where Last Played is in the last 7 days, Play Count is less than 15, Genre does not contain Mix; Limit to 10 items selected by most often played.)

1. Badly Drawn Boy “Say It Again”
2. Cat Power “Cross Bones Style”
3. Chester Copperpot “Cut The Cake (Chestermental)”
4. Katcha “Touched By God”
5. Ladytron “Flicking Your Switch”
6. Pop Will Eat Itself “RSVP (Apollo 440 12″)”
7. Sasha & Darren Emerson “Scorchio (Full Length Version)”
8. Tomandandy “Z Names”
9. TV on the Radio “Tonight”
10. Wilderness “The Blood Is On The Wall”

The Wrangled Method
(Last Played is in the last 7 days; Limit to 10 selected by most often played.)

1. Pixies “Gouge Away”
2. Interpol “Leif Erikson”
3. David Holmes “Don’t Die Just Yet”
4. Nightmares On Wax “Finer”
5. Pixies “Where Is My Mind?”
6. Sister Machine Gun “Transient One”
7. Sister Machine Gun “Red”
8. Pixies “Here Comes Your Man”
9. Massive Attack “Weather Storm”
10. Roots Manuva “Clockwork”

The scene is very much The Handmaid’s Tale meets The Wire. I am deep under cover, wired up and broadcasting every word spoken inside the mountain-top compound of these religious zealouts. So few babies are born, The Colonels have created harems for themselves, determined to beat nature’s pruning through statistically significant levels of progeny.

But something else is going on here. Families are being murdered despite this desperate need for the children. The details are sketchy; it’s all kept very quiet. For a while we knew it to be apocryphal but the evidence to the contrary just kept sneaking through. And that is why They sent me here to investigate, to pose as one of them.

I have gathered all of the information that I can; it’s unsafe to push these limits. Besides, they’re already on to me. And it’s a long trip down the mountain and they’ll almost certainly be on my tail once they notice that I’m gone.