“Dangerous Liaisons”
Sexual trysts
of Aristocratic French
Beyond my control
*****
“E.T.”
Brown alien stuck
on Earth with stupid white kids.
I would phone home, too.
*****
“Waterworld”
It is like Mad Max
But in the ocean’s future.
Fucking terrible.
Damn but Flickr is fast…
Caught a plug on B^2 yesterday for a Flickr pool called “Stick Figures In Peril” and decided to add my shot (above) of the sledders’ warning sign at Hubbard Park. A few hours later, it became my second most viewed photo. Neat.
currently playing: Liz Phair “Divorce Song”
A random IM from a friend that shall remain nameless:
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it ‘the terminator’. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic ‘naked terminator traveling through time’ pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
!?!?!?
I must admit that I was certainly not expecting that this morning…
