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    #the greatest cookbook of all time?

    the bacon cookbookToday we discovered the greatest cookbook ever published.

    The Bacon Cookbook.

    I shit you not.

    This is a cookbook’s entire focus is bacon.  Bacon!  Pancetta.  Salt pork.  Guanciale.  Lard fumé.  Pork belly.  Bacon!  Every recipe involves bacon.  From bacon-based appetizers, stews with bacon, bacon entrees, clear through to bacon-wrapped desserts.

    I cannot wait to try these recipes.  But then again, I love bacon:

    bacon-wrapped BBQ chicken & corn-on-the-cob

    bacon lattice on a salmon burger

    Tuna Decadence


    #Linkdump for January 30th


    #Just After Sunset

    41cvu7zdql_sl160_Just After Sunset is a strong collection for Stephen King; a little of what I expect (i.e., schlocky horrorshow) and then some rather sophisticated surprises.   This anthology is a bit more literary, a bit more high-brow than what I expect from King — and the “keepers” in here are real keepers. There is some not-unexpected post-9/11 influenced overtones in places, but that just seems to be a framing technique for some of the more fundamental human horrors. In that respect, “Graduation Afternoon” is by far the pick of the litter.

    Averaged rating on the Goodreads scale: 3.6923

    Individual Story Ratings:

    • “Willa” (★★★★½) — fantastic and intriguing and a little reminiscent of something Kelly Link might write if she were taking a class with Stephen King.
    • “The Gingerbread Girl” (★★★) — ultimately just a long chase scene, though it does capture the essential horror of a nightmare quite well.
    • “Harvey’s Dream” (★★★) — a little on the disturbing side but (dare I say?) it reads a bit like something out of an Alvin Schwartz collection.
    • “Rest Stop” (★★★★) — weird enough to be good.
    • “Stationary Bike” (★★★★) — also weird enough to be good (and probably requiring a re-read to fully “get it”).
    • “The Things They Left Behind” (★★★★★) — like a more brooding, post-9/11 Skinny Legs and All?
    • “Graduation Afternoon” (★★★★★) — quite heavy-hitting for “just” 7 pages; interesting, the way it drives home how superficial and petty class differences can be (and nicer still how the nuke is down-played and isn’t even a big end-of-the-world thing but just an end of the world as she knows it).
    • “N.” (★★★) — Lovecraftian and epistolary.
    • “The Cat from Hell” (★★★) — fun but a little unsatisfying.
    • “The New York Times at Special Bargain Rates” (★★★½) — well-played and (in context of the collection) well-placed; a bit emotional and worth exploring a few more times.
    • “Mute” (★★★) — also a bit Alvin Schwartz-esque; but much longer and more involved and like George Saunders edited it.
    • “Ayana” (★★★) — Chicken Soup for the Horror Fiction Writer’s Soul?
    • “A Very Tight Place” (★★★★) — this is essential horror.

    SPECIAL SIDE NOTES:

    • Multiple references to Maine and Vermont (though the ME references are more than a little predictable); New England seems to be King’s setting-of-choice for the supernatural.
    • Also: what’s King’s deal with Florida? That seems to be his setting-of-choice for those non-supernatural but utterly base human-on-human destructive acts.

    #a Vermonter’s guide to getting the iPhone

    Though I a possess a certain hyperbolic certainty that I was the last person in Vermont[1] to obtain an iPhone, I thought I might assemble this handy guide for the folks that (despite my aforementioned certainty) might not be on this particular wagon quite yet.  Perhaps you’re waiting for a check to clear; perhaps you’re waiting for an old contract to expire — who knows?  Hopefully my mistakes and/or transgressions will help you in crossing over.  And perhaps these tips are useful to folks in other locales, as well.

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    1. Except for that Luddite A., of course. []

    #dream.2009127: mental console

    tail -f /private/var/brain.log


    #Linkdump for January 25th


    #firelight

    firelight

    (Original on Flickr)


    #Linkdump for January 20th


    #President Obama

    President Obama ("day 96" by shell belle)Today, our historic election becomes our historic inauguration.  Barack Obama was sworn in as the 44th President of the United States.  He gave a well-tempered speech, and one that spoke deeply to A. and myself[1], one that stirred more than a few emotions and (hopefully) more than a few into action.

    MSNBC’s Chris Matthews was asking people in the crowd in The Mall last night:  What are your hopes for Obama’s presidency?  Had he called upon me for an answer, I would have said that my hope is that the momentum Obama has built up these past few months doesn’t fade.  That somehow, through all of the rough times still ahead of us, that people do not lose sight of the message.  I hope that people are still excited, still motivated, still willing to make sacrifices and think creatively with a mind toward a better future — that the inspiration this historic event fills them with now, is still with them in a year.

    Two other thoughts on the past twenty-four hours or so:

    1. Chris Matthews kept calling D.C. “integrated” last night.  The word bothers me in a big way.  It isn’t that I believe he meant anything disparaging by it — not in the least.  But I think the word itself is evocative of segregation and the racism tied into that.  Granted, maybe he was invoking it for exactly that reason, to connote this historic inaugural as the ultimate triumph over that malign period in our history.  But if that’s the case, then “integration” seems to carry additional connotations.  Again, perhaps that’s exactly what Matthews intended:  link the occasions, follow Obama’s lead and point right at the great white elephant in the room.  But didn’t seem like the right word to me, it came off as sloppy and ill-aligned with the ebullient mood he (and others) were trying to portray.  So what was the right word?  Try: concordant, mellifluous, or unified.
    2. Speaking of integration:  my father spoke briefly last night about what this inauguration meant to him.  He began high school in North Carolina[2] during the first year of integration there.  He said that there was a palpable tension.  Not that there was imminent violence or a disturbed sense of safety — nothing like that, nothing out of the ordinary for a bunch of high school kids, at least.  But (in his words) “all the white kids sat on one side of the room, and all the black kids on the other”.  As the year progressed, that lessened a bit.  Sports (he said) went a long way in getting individuals to see each other in a different light, in earning each others’ respect.  In many ways, this seemed to him to be a lot like that first year.  Only, looking at pictures of those crowds on The Mall, it seems that we are already a little past that first day of class where everyone sits together on opposite sides of the room.

    And now, the work begins.

    1. And not just because he mentioned Science by name. []
    2. Moving in from elsewhere; you know how those Air Force kids bounce around. []

    #Linkdump for January 18th




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