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    Archive for February 2009

    #“You have 2 cows…” (Vermont edition)

    photo by Flickr's redjar

    photo by Flickr's redjar


    If you haven’t seen the “You have 2 cows…” series of economics jokes…  Well, try here, here, and here.  And now, a polished version of an off-the-cuff crack I made earlier today:
     

    A VERMONT CORPORATION

    You have two cows.

    One makes cheese, the other makes ice cream.

    Responding to allegations of rBGH injections on your farm, hippies show up and protest with a “festival” on your property, effectively shutting down your operation for two weeks during the summer.

    Your son moves to Boston and starts an unsuccessful marketing company.

    I’ve got enough LOLs from folks to feel justified in declaring: ha!

    What are your economic cow joke(s)?


    #Linkdump for February 24th

    • Great article, even if it glosses over certain things. Especially good in combination with: crisisofcredit.com — that said, I'm still not sure what a "credit default swap" is…
    • "Does enlightenment bring with it responsibility and obligation? That is, making sure your projects live up to the standards you are aware of and are capable of. As a lover of great food, should I kick and scream as Nicole drags me by my ear into the Olive Garden? Or should I shut up and just eat my oily pasta dish? As you progress as a woodworker and learn more about creating quality work, do you feel guilty if you stop short? Do you ever say “good enough”, even though you know you could do better? I am curious to hear where you draw that line….. I’ll go first. I definitely feel a sense of guilt if I don’t do something to the absolute best of my abilities. But there are times, as a business, that I must come up with cost saving solutions that frequently mean lowering my standards. When making my own personal pieces, however, I really do try to make everything as good as it can possibly be given the tools/materials on hand and my current skill set."
    • I don't plan on starting my own (certainly not any time soon) but there's still some great material in here for anyone in any enterprise — no matter how established, no matter how personal… I especially like #s 3-5, 7, & 10 (in part because if you do #3, you can get to #5 by doing #4 (by way of #7), tempering it with #10)
      (tagged: essay business )
    • Bad ass.
    • at Meetup.com (via Flickr)
    • via Mac.AppStorm: interesting idea… overkill or…?

    #haiku movie review: The Brown Bunny

    when it says “written,
    produced, and directed by”
    please just walk away


    #Linkdump for February 18th


    #the Things experience

    Things iconBack in April of ’08, I wrote a review of Cultured Code’s Things public beta.  Since then, they have successfully completed their public beta and taken Things to market — and (first off) a hearty congratulations to them.  If the measure of an application’s beta is your willingness to put down money for “the real thing”, then this one was about as successful as it could get.

    When I wrote that review, I was unsure about whether I’d be using Things in the future.  It seemed simple and effective but I wondered if it would grow with me — would Things continue to meet my needs as I learned its inner intricacies? or would I find the application’s ceiling and still need more out of it?  Looking back, this represents entirely the wrong approach to evaluating Things — whose strengths lie in its simplicity, in the fact that it does one thing very, very well.

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    #take what you can get

    right-click, Save Image As...It’s a convention almost as old as the web itself.  If you need some graphics to go along with your story, you just go out and find them.  We crib images from each other all the time.  I’ve done it.  You’ve done it[1].  It’s just something that people do.  Right?

    Maybe in the Internet’s Wild West days — those dorm room late-nights of the mid- and late-90s, those pre-Napster-crash days when it was still easy to buy into the premise that the web was free as in beer.  Bandwidth was cheap and once you set your content free (unfettered by a pay-wall) then you were effectively giving it to everyone.  For free!  Gratis excelsior!

    But that wasn’t really true.  Not really.  Not even then.

    And especially not now.  Not now that phrases like “DRM” and “fair use” and “intellectual property” are all practically known by every Grandma and Girl Scout out there.  But it’s a sticky one sometimes, this question of fair use.  If a professional (say…  James Duncan Davidson[2]) publishes an iconic photo online, watermarks it, and labels it as copyrighted — well, it’s pretty clear cut what’s right and what’s wrong when that photo shows up unattributed on some other site.

    But what about those cases that aren’t as clear cut?

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    1. And don’t tell me you haven’t. []
    2. A man who has written on this topic several times. []

    #Linkdump for February 17th


    #Linkdump for February 13th


    #Linkdump for February 10th


    #2 weeks with the iPhone

    Having been “with iPhone” for about two weeks now, I thought I’d share a few thoughts:

    1. The iPhone is not the Messiah.[1]  Obvious?  Maybe not.  The thing gets more headlines than Obama.  But it’s just a phone.  A really awesome phone, with lots of really awesome features — but just a phone.
    2. On the form factor.  Though it isn’t the Messiah, the iPhone’s form factor does appear to be perfect.  Any larger and it would feel like you’d be carrying a brick; any smaller and it would be unusable.  What worked out really nicely in my case was that it actually fit my Timbuk2 phone holster[2] — although I wound up (and am still) looking for other “ideal” ways of carrying the device around.  That being said, though the form factor is perfect, it’s different enough from my old phone[3] that my old carrying habits did not quite translate over in a 1:1 fashion.  In many ways, that has been the hardest part of the transition — where do I carry this thing?
    3. The battery life is just fine.  It seems like a lot of folks that have done write-ups[4] of the iPhone like to poo-poo the battery life.  I don’t understand this.  How much are these folks using the phone?  If anything, I felt like it took way too long to fully discharge for that first deep cycle.  ”iPod mode” gets used for a good chunk of the day (≈4 hours, on average), I talk and text as much as I ever did[5], and I have a few apps that use their fair of juice throughout the day[6] — so I’m going to give the battery life at least a passing grade.  And while we’re on the subject, it recharges plenty fast, too.
    4. The camera is at least decent.  I don’t buy phones for their cameras but that said, I’ve really come to count on having that lens in there.  But it’s about convenience, not about quality; the camera in the phone is about remembering where you parked or catching that serendipitous moment, not about resolution[7].  Besides, to be truly fair, all cameras suck when they’re inserted into a phone.  An anecdote:  

      Before I had taken the plunge, I was discussing the iPhone’s camera with an owner of same (you know who you are).  He said that the camera was “good enough” but that he missed the “zoom” on his old Q’s camera.  As the details came out, I determined that the “zoom” on the Q was pretty much the same as the “zoom” on my old Motorola E815.  Which is to say no zoom at all; it just crops down the image and only saves a portion of what it might otherwise normally capture.  (Example: 1280×1024 unzoomed Stolichnaya and 320×240 zoomed Stolichnaya, both from the E815.)  In other words, not being able to zoom with the iPhone’s camera is irrelevant because you’d just be discarding pixels.  Why include a feature that is anything but?

      In summary: The iPhone’s camera is fine but I still kind of miss the “flash” that was in my E815.

    5. The App Store experience.  …is great!  It’s almost too easy to just tap away and suddenly you’ve got ten more apps than when you started.  That said, let’s temper that last statement with the caveat:  ”…easy when you know what you’re looking for.”  I already had an idea of what I wanted to install.  Things?  Check!  Remote?  Check! Amazon client?  Check!  &c.  The App Store’s current failing is that it’s hard to browse apps.  Browsing through iTunes makes it a little easier, I suppose — but even “directed wandering” on the iPhone itself seems a little bit of a chore.  Maybe if you’re doing your discovery through AppShopper or Apptism or something like that, once you’ve got the name to key off of, then actually obtaining and installing the app is a snap.
    6. Gaming on the iPhone.  Platforms like the iPhone and the Wii are great because it forces you out of that old joystick and rocker-pad rut.  Give me haptics and an accelerometer any day.  Super Monkey Ball, anyone?
    7. Let go and trust the touch typing.  This takes some serious getting used to.  The first week or so of tapping out text messages and emails took me a really (really) long time because I kept feeling the need to backspace and correct myself instead of letting the auto-correct do its magic.  It’s surprisingly intelligent and does an excellent job of replacing your flub with the right word.  Most of the time anyway; if you forget to put the space in there, you’re just as screwed as you were before.  And unlike some folks, it has not overzealously “fixed” my cursing.  That said, though tapping out messages is pretty fast (when you trust the auto-correct), I do kinda miss the “Quick Text” feature from my old E815[8].
    8. Iffy on syncing.  Maybe syncing is partly crippled as a way of coercing you into MobileMe?  Apparently, unlike my first thoughts on the subject, the iPhone really does want to restrict you to syncing with just one “home” host computer.  This seems a bit contrary to what the UI’s options appear to suggest.  Allow me to explain:  the iPhone sync UI in iTunes has a lot of checkboxes.  These checkboxes suggest options.  Options like “automatically sync calendars” (or not) and “automatically sync music” &c.  Now before I made my fateful trip to the AT&T retail frontage to get myself good and locked in, I did a little research.  I scoured forums and support sites and knowledge base articles looking for any conclusive statements stating one way or the other; could I sync a subset of items (e.g., contacts and calendars) from one machine (i.e., my work laptop) and other items (e.g., music and photos) from another (i.e., my iMac at home).  These various sources were ambiguously positive at best and contradictorily confrontational in their worst cases.  I sided with naïve optimism the morning before I went to the store.  That being said, I’d already made up my mind about the iPhone and what I was really looking for was information to inform the best possible syncing strategy.  With that in mind, when I got home and commenced with the syncing, I painted myself into a corner right out of the gate.  Contacts and calendars from the MacBook Pro and then a sync from the iMac to get some music on there.  Now, the problem(s?) were not evident at first.  It appeared that my contacts etc. were all intact from the first sync and the music was added on top of it.  Then:  apps were downloaded from the App Store over Wi-Fi.  A couple of days and a couple of syncs later[9] and things start to get weird.  A sync with the iMac replaces all of the music.  A sync with the laptop and then none of the apps on the iPhone will launch[10].  So be warned:  the iPhone really only wants you to sync from one (and only one) master, home host computer.  This being despite the fact that the iTunes UI seems to suggest that you can configure things otherwise.  So once they straighten out that (and put native CalDAV support into its calendar), we’ll be all set.

    That about covers it.

    1. Everyone knows our Hickory Smoked Savior, Bacon Christ (“the crispiest Messiah“) is on the case to cleanse us. []
    2. It was a little snug, and the velcro just sort of “barely” makes the necessary contact, but it fit. []
    3. A Motorola E815. []
    4. Sorry, no citations or links. []
    5. Not that I’m much of a talker. []
    6. Things, Twitterific, Facebook; I’m looking in your direction. []
    7. Some of us carry “real” cameras for that reason. []
    8. I was never more than 8 taps away from “be home in 15 minutes”? []
    9. I lost track of the order of those syncs, etc. []
    10. Which wasn’t hard to fix, just time-consuming. []



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